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rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

rimjets:

the most real tweet ive read all day tbh

(my dad walks into a room where I am crying)
Dad: Aww, sweety. What's wrong?
Me (in between sobs): HOW DO I KNOW LOVE IS REAL WHEN ALL OF OUR SOCIAL RELATIONS ARE COMMODIFIED UNDER CAPITALISM?
Dad: um . . . . uh (pats back, bemused)

composersdoingnormalshit:

image

Alban Berg being just married.

reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid
sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

Hey, I know that guy! He also did a mean Bane impression.

10 weird tricks that will cause the abyss to gaze back!

psilentasincjelli:

“‘average coin toss has equal chance of coming up heads or tails’ factoid actually not statistical error” whispers guildenstern in horror. “it’s us, rosencrantz. we are the error. we don’t count.”

dangerscissor:

a police werewolf who IS the K-9 unit

professorfangirl:

tranxio:

"average person hath borne me on his back 3 times" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

Welp, that pretty much wraps up this meme.